The end has come for what you knew of this website. The webmaster, DJ Jake feels that the website's content is no longer reflective of his own personal views and beliefs. The original site was indeed a hate website directed towards the Queen of the Mainstream world, Eminem. DJ Jake still dislikes Eminem to the fullest for his constant manipulation of the gullible minds of millions of teenagers around the world. For his age, Eminem is far below the ranks of immature, still hating everything in his life left and right, including and especially his own mother, as he continues to blame other people for his own insecurities in life. Eminem has played into the stupidity and desire of consumers around the world who wish to fit in or be popular in today's society. DJ Jake detests the trend of conformation; he believes in creating his own path in life, not following in the footsteps of others. The current website you've known in the past simply does NOT reflect those beliefs. And as this is his website, he sees fit to destroy the remnants of the website once hosted at Feminem.com.

DJ Jake feels that all the points he has set out to prove about Eminem have already been proven in the past, and to continue to quest after a repetitive explanation as to why Eminem is one of the worst influences upon this world would be unnecessary. When or if this website is operational again in the future, it will be reflective of DJ Jake's current views of Eminem and the mainstream (conformist) world in general. But to not leave all fans of this website in the dark, the forums will continue to be online (see the link below), with a pending new appearance/style coming relatively soon. If DJ Jake won't be updating this website, you may.

Take me to the forums!

And what do I (DJ Jake) have to say? I only wish I could please everyone in the world, as that's typically all I've ever tried to do in the past. By removing this website, I know I'm disappointing many of you, but I've reached a point of heightened embarrassment concerning the inaccurate reflection of my current beliefs seen in this website. So what is the bottom line in all honesty? I've matured and outgrown my hatred. I just have a distaste for those who take the easy way up in life, or are so much of a follower that any trace of originality shall remain unbeknownst to them. I would love to persuade you all to see the world through my eyes now, but we must all tread our own path.

Not like we didn't already know, but a song from Eminem's past has been discovered to contain several racial slurs directed towards black women. Eminem did not deny the lyrics were sung by himself. Obviously, his hatred for women must've started with African-American women, and escalated to other women, including Kim (whatever she is). In any event, Eminem's racial comments, of which he has NOT apologized for, is yet another reason his empire of stupidity must be taken down. I ask you Femi-Fans, why are you supporting a racist? Unless you're members of the Gay-K-K, you should have no business with him. There are several articles on the net and in magazines/newspapers about Eminem's racisim, and I've posted one in the Articles section, under "Other Disses". Obviously, Eminem's not getting any butt-booty from his butt-boy Dre tonight.

As far as other website updates... forums my friend, forums. This is what will happen: Website updates (excluding [perhaps] a monthly news posting) will be non-existant for this old layout. Is there any progress on the new layout? Yes. How much? Maybe 4% done. When the new forum style is online (taking longer than expected [about 50% done now], scratch the November 30th date), then you'll definitely notice a change here, and it will explain matters more throughly. But so far, the new forums (which no one has seen but me) look awesome, but several key pages remain unedited, and it'll take time. As for me, I've started production on a new song, due to be released before the year is out... released HERE, online... not like a cheap bastard making you pay money for a single or Mp3. But, unless there's an indirect 1-line Femi-diss, this song will contain no Eminem disses. This song has a different purpose. Anyway, I'm doing what I can to get the new forums completed, and once they're up, sheeeeeit, you'll know. MCL, DJ Jake

Website updates have been few and far between, with the exception of the new forums section of Feminem.com. Already, those forums have received over 4000 postings! As I have said before, the "Comments" section will no longer receive updates. Please direct all comments to the forums. That address again is:

http://www.feminem.com/Forum

Updates to this website in general have been null due to A) higher priorities, and B) more important things to update. Those higher priorities of mine would include work, and miscellaneous life inconveniences. But it always seems I'm going out with friends at every opportunity, leaving these websites to fend for themselves. But worry not! I have not abandoned anything. Right now, when I have the chance, I've been creating a new "style" to the Feminem.com forums. You will see nothing of this style until it is complete, and I'm hoping to have it completed by November 30th. Assuming life settles down a little bit, completing and uploading the new style on time shouldn't be a problem. After that, I'll be producing another song for exclusive release online, which I hope to have done by the end of the year. On top of all that, I hope to complete the miscellaneous updates here, and they will be the LAST updates to this current version of Feminem.com. After all that, the new layout will be a priority, but that's later. For now, I'm just advising you to sign up or at least browse through the forums, and enjoy them frequently, as they are constantly updated by everyone. On a final note, Mad Magazine hates Eminem as well. Check gallery 4 of the Pictures section to see for yourself. MCL, DJ Jake

The day has arrived. The new forums section for this website is now available to the general public. Before proceeding to the link below, please read this paragraph to its entirety. If you hate Eminem, please register for the forums. For those of you never experiencing forums, don't worry, you can set in you profile that your email address will not be revealed on the forums. But if you want it listed, by all means, go ahead. After registration, you'll never receive any emails from *the forums* (spam, advertisements, etc... that's for the Femi-Fans). You'll receive activation information, and password help should you forget your information. As for the Registration Agreement Terms, well... you know me, and you know the content of this website, so you know I'm lenient about the content that you post, so I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. Just sign up and enjoy the interactive Femi-Haytin'. Anyway, if you're a Femi-Fan, you need not sign up, because there's a special "The War Zone" section for you to post your brainless comments IF you believe you can take on the rest of us, because we'll be replying and humiliating you, and that section does not require you to have an account. Any abuse from you, and you will be booted for life. Here is the long-awaited location:

http://www.feminem.com/Forum

MCL, DJ Jake

The time has arrived at last! This weekend, probably Saturday the 25th of October, the forums for Feminem.com will finally be online, and you may sign up for your own personal screenname and begin the interactive shit-talking of Eminem. So don't forget to check back late Saturday for more details about the forums, and to sign up. Since I've been too busy of late to accept emails and post new disses, I'm eager to have all of you posting your own comments and replies in the forums section. Oh yeah, Eminem fans, don't bother signing up, you'll receive the boot and will be blocked from interaction henceforth.

As promised, all the currently listed Mp3s in the Other Songs section (Professional, not Amateur) are finally available for download, so hit them up now if you haven't heard them. And if you don't like it, delete the Mp3, like I give a fuck. In any case, they're available, so the next Mp3s I'll be posting are the amateur songs in that same section. Up to today (when I posted about 16 songs), I made it a point to upload at least one more properly-tagged Mp3 per day. So you can expect much the same in the amateur section. Enjoy. MCL, and don't forget to come back for the forums! DJ Jake

I'm a native Chicagoian, so I've been following the Cubs through the playoffs recently. As pessimistic as I am, it doesn't surprise me that my team didn't make it. But they should've won game 6. In the top of the eighth inning, a Chicago fan attempted to catch a foul ball that left fielder Moises Alou was about to snag for the 2nd out. The ball was deflected from Alou's grasp, and Florida went on from there to rape the Cubs with 8 runs, making the game 8-3. Now, I'm not blaming the loss entirely on this fan, but he was the primary and first reason things fell apart. If the fan didn't interfere, there would be another out, and not a walk, followed by some bullshit pitching. And I do believe that if the ball was caught, Florida still would've scored in the inning... possibly making it 3-2 or 3-1. And who's to say what we would've done in that fan's shoes, but damn!... if you have a foul ball that is catchable by one of the players, step the fuck back. As far as I'm concerned, there are two kinds of fans that attend games... the ones that follow the team closely and do everything they can to contribute support, and then the typical fans that just show up to have a good time and possibly catch some thrills. This Steven Bartman fellow was obviously there to just catch some thrills... and so were some other dumbasses surrounding him.

In any event of historical repetition, I put together a parody picture really quickly that you Eminem-hating Cubs fans will enjoy. Simply check out gallery 4 of the Pictures section to view the entire size of the picture. Eminem (Steven Emineman) was the real goat of the game. Eminem is the goat of the world. Anyway... go Bears. Aww shit. MCL, DJ Jake

Sup, err'body? I'm pleased to report random chants of "fuck Eminem" still break out at ICP's concerts while everyone waits in "line". As well as chants directed towards police officers like, "go eat donuts," "piggy pie," and "fuck the police." Of course, much of that was in response to some random Juggalo being arrested by the cops... but whatever. In any event, I just yesterday attended the Wicked Wonka Tour in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I decided to be in Abq instead of Phoenix due to knowing more people around Abq. Quite unfortunately, they got the bone when trying to attend, but that's a different story that doesn't matter.

Okay, so the bottom line, the show was awesome. It was, however, the most violent show I've been to, to date. I'd have to say that there were at least 1000 Juggalo/ettes at the show, but it's not like I counted. *Shout out to "Crazy Ju" from Utah if you're out there*. Alright, after a few hours of standing around, we're let in, and we all get crushed in the front of the crowd for Tech N9ne's performance, which is fresh, despite my lack of knowledge concerning their completed works. There was this asshole of a Ninja with a Soopa Villians shirt on that was pushing everyone back constantly. Eat a dick. As soon as Tech N9ne was done, that Soopa Villians shirt guy took off, and good riddance. Quit sportin' Psychopathic if you're riding 9's nuts exclusively.

I work my way to the 2nd row in the very front, but crushed and bruised from a thousand Juggalos attempting to stand where I'm standing. Kottonmouth Kings comes on stage. Hella awesome. I don't know names... but that one guy with face paint and a megaphone jumped into the crowd, and his studded-belt jacked the top of my head. Alright, so KMK left and still, everyone was pushing and pulling like a motherfucker, people near passing out left and right, and I'm feeling it too. Then the Goddamned "security" people are denying us even a sip of water from the bottles blatantly sitting on the speakers on the stage. If I wanted something to drink though, I could've taken off my shirt and squeezed about a quart of sweat from it... and not just my sweat *uhg*. But the front was just as packed as could be, and stingy security bitches don't give us shit. Some stage guys threw a few bottles of water at the left and right sides of the stage, but that doesn't do us, the very front people who are taking most of the impact, any good.

So fuck it. I climb my way over the front and walk over to the refreshments line to get a drink. I downloaded a few of Bone Thugs & Harmony's songs earlier in the week, and I knew I wouldn't miss anything good. Basically the second that I head towards the line for water, they start playing. I'm sure some of their material was fresh, but I didn't care for what I had previously heard. So I hit up some water, and then the merch booth for Psychopathic, and claimed a Halloween Wraith shirt, and put that on instead of the sweaty-stanky shirt I was wearing. Then I sat out the rest of BTH.

ICP hit the stage and BOOM... I'm thrusting myself back into the crowd having a hella awesome time. And in one of the earlier songs, Violent J tosses/kicks (don't remember) a Faygo headed straight for me. And in my attempt to catch it (with Faygo'ed hands, on a slippery Faygo bottle), it straight up JACKS me right above my right eye. Then I was dazed for a second trying to find a Faygo bottle on the ground that someone else already picked up. Alright so I shook that off, but I was bleeding, just didn't know how bad. Just battle scars, love them. The show was hella awesome, I can't say it enough. I don't care what kind of injuries I endured or left-ear hearing loss I've suffered, the show was straight up awesome, and ICP's set was awesome as well. Including the costumes for the Oompa Loompas, Play With Me toys, and the Boogieman.

Concert ends, and we all disperse. When I get back home, I take a look in the mirror, and holy shit! I didn't know my cut bled all the way down my face. But it looked kool, so I took a picture. Just another Faygo-related battle scar to show off. Hell yeah. So if the Wicked Wonka Tour is coming your way, hit it up, and it'll hit you up, and everyone will have a great time! MCL, DJ Jake

Feminem.com: A New Layout Coming Soon
Okay, my last update seemed rather dismal, so let me drop some good news for you. Okay, yes, the Faggot of the Month section will no longer be seeing new members, BUT, it is very likely it will see updates... *at some point in the future.* When will that be? When this website isn't as time-consuming to update. When will that happen? When this website receives a NEW LAYOUT and functionality upgrades. When will that happen? Soon. Yes, you heard me, I've begun (once again) the long process of upgrading the appearance/functionality of this website. It has reached the point where I'm once again more or less embarrassed to have people view the ugliness of this website. While many still tell me the appearance is adequate, I think quite the opposite. And to tie this in with my comments from days ago, I'd rather be known as DJ Jake "that guy that hates Eminem" with a NICE looking website, instead of the DJ Jake "that guy that hates Eminem" with an ugly-ass ghetto site.

I've begun the process of educating myself with new website scripting languages (not Flash), so when I learn what I want to know, I can tie it into the new website's design. Right now, I already have a preliminary screenshot, but I won't be spoiling any surprises for you. The logo is already completed. But as this is a new layout/design coming, updates to this current older version must remain at a minimum... as I want all new content to conform to the new standards.

The New Server
As the ongoing news continues, this website is officially moving from the current server to a new server, hopefully within the next 48 hours. I expect *some* downtime, but nothing more than a 24 hour period. It depends on how fast the NS changes on Feminem.com. Thank you goes out to the ninjas at TheSixth.com for their assistance and response. With luck, my current choice will enable me to finally host all the Mp3s found throughout this website. Bandwidth has always been a problem, and hopefully this will solve it (for now).

Many Mp3s Down
Alas, it is true. I've lost another 70MB chunk of hosting space for Mp3s. But as I said, with the new server, they should be back up soon. So if you're wondering why the songs in the Other Songs section aren't currently available, obviously this is why. Just hold on to your balls and wait. They'll be back soon enough.

Forums Coming Soon
Another bit of good news. This website will finally be presenting a forums section, not free for all immediately, but free upon acceptance of your registration. Any Eminem-hater is allowed in. Any Eminem supporter will be banned. This new section will be mediated by certian members of the Army of Death (including me), and it will replace the current "Comments" section. Once the forums section is up and running, all comments must be posted in the forums. The current comments section will remain up, but nothing will be added once the forum is up. That's about all I know for now. Once the site switches servers, I'll know more.

Speaking of comments, more have been posted, and there will be several more by the end of the week. Until then, keep in mind the Mp3s are more or less down, and this whole website may have some downtime in the days to come due to the server switchover. It's all temporary. And now you know the good news. A new layout is on the way. And with luck, with the advanced scripting language I'm learning, it will be hella easier to update this website, meaning updates will happen more frequently, and submissions will be accepted more readily. That was another purpose in deciding to upgrade this entire site. MCL, DJ Jake

(Original post from DJJake.com) I just recently posted a message over at my other website Feminem.com. It mainly deals with that website and its updates, but I do mention information concerning new music. As of right now, I haven't started work on anything. I have begun teaching myself some new website scripting methods. It's one thing to be unhappy with automatically being referred to as "the guy who hates Eminem," but it sucks even more when I'm not even satisfied with now Feminem.com looks. So, if I'm able to learn what I want to know, Feminem.com will receive a new layout... eventually. And as with all things, no particular date in mind when that'll happen. Here's the message from Feminem.com:

It has been coming for a while now. Those who know this website know that it is run by the mastermind of DJ Jake, along with constant submissions and support from the Army of Death, the elite group of individuals determined to discredit Eminem. This is a hate website, directed towards the Marshal Bruce Mathers III, better known as Feminem, and his endless sea of brainwashed consumers known as Femi-Fans. The reasons for our dislike of Eminem have been posted on this website 10 times over. If curiosity is invoked inside you to understand why we hate Eminem, please feel free to explore and learn. Content for this website is primarily submitted to DJ Jake by various Eminem-hating individuals, but Jake is the only individual that scripts and updates the actual website. As this is the case, whenever Jake becomes too busy to update, content for this website remains as it is with no expansion. Why is this important, you ask? Let's see what Jake has to say:

As a college graduate, I have an unfortunate responsibility to begin building a financial future for myself. As school is no longer an obstacle in life, work now takes over my life, as I'm now working 40+ hours. Where it was once easy to come home from school or a part-time employment and update this website for a limited amount of time, I no longer have such a luxury. This is not to say that the website will never see updates again, but it is to say that updates will be very few and far between henceforth, unless something major comes up in the happenings of Eminem. There is no longer a set time during the month when you can contact me. All updates will be completely random. An unfortunate side effect of this is that the Faggot of the Month section will no longer be seeing any new members. All other sections will continue to see updates, but at a much slower pace. But it matters not what new content is or is not added to this website, the content currently listed is an ongoing testimony to the victory and stamina of Eminem-haters across the globe. We have constantly put the smack down on Eminem fans for the past two years. This website will never be shut down. Its existence is a testimony to the strength of the underground, and all who oppose the corporate schemes of the mainstream world.

In related news, it has come to my attention that, as unwanted as it is, my fame for operation of this website is seemingly shadowing my aspirations of continuing to produce music. I have no desire to be known, but even less of a desire to be known for the wrong reasons. I've heard this line one too many times this week, "oh, you're the guy that hates Eminem." Yes, that is one characteristic I possess, but it is very far from a definition of who I am. These assumptions and associations of the name "DJ Jake" to "Eminem hater" are becoming far to extreme for my comfort. And while I really don't care what people think of me one way or the other, it will become increasingly inconvenient when I release my next album, and people expect every song to diss on Eminem. This is another reason why the expansion of the Feminem.com website will be strictly limited henceforth. My real message, my musical messages, must be heard, and I'll be stepping up production of new songs for my highly anticipated, and long overdue LP, "DieKill".

So to sum it up, a huge thanks goes out to each and every one of the people that have contributed to this website, including the Eminem fans, because we all enjoy poking fun at your stupidity. This website will never be shut down, but henceforth, new content will be severely limited. The last two years have gathered so much content that someone can still spend endless hours surfing this website without hitting the same page twice. Thank you for understanding my reasoning, and if you don't, please read this message again until you do understand. Much clown love goes out to all Juggalos and Juggalettes around the world. Your very own entertainer, DJ Jake.

It has been coming for a while now. Those who know this website know that it is run by the mastermind of DJ Jake, along with constant submissions and support from the Army of Death, the elite group of individuals determined to discredit Eminem. This is a hate website, directed towards the Marshal Bruce Mathers III, better known as Feminem, and his endless sea of brainwashed consumers known as Femi-Fans. The reasons for our dislike of Eminem have been posted on this website 10 times over. If curiosity is invoked inside you to understand why we hate Eminem, please feel free to explore and learn. Content for this website is primarily submitted to DJ Jake by various Eminem-hating individuals, but Jake is the only individual that scripts and updates the actual website. As this is the case, whenever Jake becomes too busy to update, content for this website remains as it is with no expansion. Why is this important, you ask? Let's see what Jake has to say:

As a college graduate, I have an unfortunate responsibility to begin building a financial future for myself. As school is no longer an obstacle in life, work now takes over my life, as I'm now working 40+ hours. Where it was once easy to come home from school or a part-time employment and update this website for a limited amount of time, I no longer have such a luxury. This is not to say that the website will never see updates again, but it is to say that updates will be very few and far between henceforth, unless something major comes up in the happenings of Eminem. There is no longer a set time during the month when you can contact me. All updates will be completely random. An unfortunate side effect of this is that the Faggot of the Month section will no longer be seeing any new members. All other sections will continue to see updates, but at a much slower pace. But it matters not what new content is or is not added to this website, the content currently listed is an ongoing testimony to the victory and stamina of Eminem-haters across the globe. We have constantly put the smack down on Eminem fans for the past two years. This website will never be shut down. Its existence is a testimony to the strength of the underground, and all who oppose the corporate schemes of the mainstream world.

In related news, it has come to my attention that, as unwanted as it is, my fame for operation of this website is seemingly shadowing my aspirations of continuing to produce music. I have no desire to be known, but even less of a desire to be known for the wrong reasons. I've heard this line one too many times this week, "oh, you're the guy that hates Eminem." Yes, that is one characteristic I possess, but it is very far from a definition of who I am. These assumptions and associations of the name "DJ Jake" to "Eminem hater" are becoming far to extreme for my comfort. And while I really don't care what people think of me one way or the other, it will become increasingly inconvenient when I release my next album, and people expect every song to diss on Eminem. This is another reason why the expansion of the Feminem.com website will be strictly limited henceforth. My real message, my musical messages, must be heard, and I'll be stepping up production of new songs for my highly anticipated, and long overdue LP, "DieKill".

So to sum it up, a huge thanks goes out to each and every one of the people that have contributed to this website, including the Eminem fans, because we all enjoy poking fun at your stupidity. This website will never be shut down, but henceforth, new content will be severely limited. The last two years have gathered so much content that someone can still spend endless hours surfing this website without hitting the same page twice. Thank you for understanding my reasoning, and if you don't, please read this message again until you do understand. Much clown love goes out to all Juggalos and Juggalettes around the world. Your very own entertainer, DJ Jake.

Despite the fact that news posting are few and far between, there actually hasn't been a lot going on. No instrumentals, songs, or freestyles have been produced in all this time. It's not a null in creativity, it's just a laziness that's consumed me upon graduating from college. But I did get off my ass and update a few minor pages of this website. I have plenty of plans for creating new songs... mostly for DieKill... but like I've said 10,000 times now, that album will NEVER be released until it's 100% perfect. Or at least 99% close. But anyway, once I get better situated into a routine with life in general, I'm making myself work on new material. And yes, this will cut back on the time to update Feminem.com (boo-hoo, it's free, get over it). But that's not happening yet.

The dumb bastards at video-game theme remix website OverClocked contacted me about a month ago concerning the generic name of my first Wizards & Warriors I theme remix, titled "DJJake". I was 100% for updating the title of the remix, and I came up with "The Red Knight", in honor of the first (and every) level that this undefeatable knight resides. I replied to their email the same day, and never received a reply. So how pathetic is it to contact someone, request information, and once they receive it, never reply to it? Plus, their website never even updated the name of the remix. And to think... I was actually going to create a new remix for them to host. Why would I want a shitty-ass operated website to represent my creations? Makes me look bad. DJ Jake

Who knows if you noticed, but due to some problems with the server that this website is currently running from, this site was down about 6 days. They claimed that the old server had some errors, and they moved everything to a new server... in the process of 6 days??? My ass! Worthless service. Once again it appears that I must find a more reliable server to host this website. I'll begin my search in the coming week. But who knows how worthless my current provider is... the site might be down again before I know it. Probably some lifeless computer nerd masturbated all over the computer components... but that's purely speculation.

In important website update news, the first two Faggots of the Month have confirmed they've ended their loyalties to Eminem. Wilbur Lush (July 2002) and Jeremy Trice (August 2002), have both admitted they are no longer down with Eminem, and now are supportive of ICP and Psychopathic Records. New emails from them have been listed in each of their sections. Be sure to check out the reformation and enlightenment of these two individuals.

I know there's other updates... but with all the hosting drama going on, I forget what's been updated. I think there's a flock of new Pictures, and a few new articles in the "Other Disses" section, but who knows what else was updated. The new article mentions Eminem's "mother-fucking" references. That's all I remember, MCL, DJ Jake.

The man who beat down Eminem back in his elementary school days at Dort Elementary School in Roseville, Michigan (A suburb next to Warren, still 20 miles away from Detroit), is taking Eminem to court in retaliation of Eminem's libel (slander, published defamation). The libel in question comes from Eminem's lyrics (and Dre's instrumental) in the song "Brain Damage". Eminem refers to DeAngelo Bailey as a fat bully that beat him up daily. Obviously, this is impossible because a scrawny white boy like Eminem wouldn't be able to recover in one day to a massive daily beating. Eminem is simply angry because he lacks the strength and will to attack DeAngelo Bailey physically (with the exception of anal-rape), so he fabricates stories on this albums to make it appear as if his childhood was worse than it actually was. The article for this story has been posted in the "Other Disses" section under "Articles."

In local website news, all the content for July has been uploaded. All of July's Hate Mails have been posted, along with all the "Comments" and Pictures. The pictures section has developed into its 4th gallery. At the moment, only 4 pictures are listed in the new gallery, but it will eventually fill up to 96, as the first three have. There are a couple "Song Lyrics" that I still need to post, and of course all of August's remaining content. I've corrected the linking problems in the Animations section in "Other Disses", along with fixing a minor download problem with one of the ICPs Songs. The only problems still remain in the Other Songs section. I'm attempting to locate a server with unlimited bandwidth, but many servers still don't allow the unlimited hosting of Mp3s when they account for more than X% of the bandwidth. I'll eventually figure it all out. If you're extra bored, check out this link and vote for the correct definition of "Eminem". That's it for the moment. MCL, DJ Jake

Props to Jennifer Fowler for this bit of news. Eminem is facing a lawsuit concerning his use of the brand "Shady Ltd." on his own faggot-apparel line of clothing. A Nevada-based clothing company called "Shady Inc." has been producing clothing with this branding since 1999. The name was trademarked in 2001, long before Eminem started "Shady Ltd." With luck, "Shady Inc." will prevail in its pursuit of punishment concerning Eminem's blatant infringement and unoriginality.

Dr. Dre is also facing a lawsuit, this time (and once again) concerning his plagiarism of someone else's work. Jacques Loussier, a French musician, had his music stolen by Dr. Dre (Andre Young) in Eminem's song "Kill You." Dr. Dre has been sued in the past for stealing other people's work. He lost 1.5 million dollars to a London-based publisher for stealing the bassline from a song called, "Let's Get High." He was also sued by George Lucas when he used the THX in his album released in 1999. Bottom line... Eminem doesn't write his own music, and the person that does steals it from other artists.

In local website news, we have a new Faggot of the Month for August 2003, Dan Hollenbagh. Please spam his account. My contact information has been taken off the website again, and I have received all your emails, thank you. I haven't replied to all the ones I've been meaning to yet, but as the days go on, you'll each receive one (if it's necessary to reply). Same goes for Hate Mail, although you're always 2nd to my fan's importance. And speaking of it, 4 new hate mails have been posted, along with a decent batch of "Comments", and one article in the "Other Disses" section that explains the above Eminem/Dr. Dre events in more detail. So be sure to check it all out, and stay tuned for more, as there is plenty coming your way. MCL, DJ Jake

Much props to Jenny Hicks for this bit of news. From what I was told, Eminem has hired 6, yes SIX, former CIA agents to protect him from the outside world. Eminem has also purchased a bullet-proof vest, and he wears it whenever he's not at his mansion (better known as his gay sex palace.). So we have to ask you Femi-Fans, how hardcore can he be? How much of a thug is Eminem when he's surrounded by CIA agents while wearing a bulletproof vest? Fuck your torso Eminem, we're aiming for your HEAD, you better look into bulletproof helmets! Ahem, not that I'm in on the future attempt on his life, but if anyone takes Eminem down right now, it's going to be Ja Rule and his followers. For now, I've been unable to post Ja Rule's Eminem diss songs, but they clearly underline a future attempt at Feminem's life. For now, I'd simply like to spread the word that you can support Ja Rule at any time, if you want. If you don't believe any of this, hit up Google.com, and type in "CIA Eminem" and you'll find more than what you're looking for.

In local website news, submissions have poured in, and I've already taken the liberty of posting all of the Pictures that had been sent to me so far. The additions complete the 3rd gallery of pictures, so anything submitted henceforth will be put into a brand new 4th gallery of Eminem diss pictures. I will also be posting a number of comments, song lyrics, and even an article about the CIA bodyguard ordeal soon. Keep checking back for more. The Eminem-hating world is constantly growing the longer he lives. MCL, DJ Jake

Two major updates... First of all, This domain name, DJJake.com, has finally been transferred from the old extreme rip-off registrant to a much cheaper and more efficient registrant. So far, no down time has been experienced due to this transfer. Everything has been moved, but for some reason, the first page of DJJake.com is still the "splash page" shared with Register.com. I've contacted my new registrant, and they should have the problem fixed soon, and FINALLY, DJJake.com will point directly to this homepage here and now, with no stupid fake "splash page"! And I won't be paying buttloads of money for ridiculously overrated services.

The second order of business is all about "Sexy Ladies". I've added the 4th girl to the gallery, Sofia Vergara. My friend Phat Knutz had a calendar of hot women, and inside was one of the hottest pictures of a girl I've ever seen. The picture I saw is the first picture of her in the gallery (the one of her in a blue bathing suit staring straight forward at you) and it's HOLY GOD super pleasing to the eye. The rest of the pictures aren't that bad either. Enjoy! Save them, print them out, make your own stroke book, whatever, I don't care, just be sure to admire the wonderful aspects of a hot female body. Delish. MCL, DJ Jake

I graduated. Anyway, time to update this website is back, and with the coming month of July, I need a new volunteer to become the Faggot of the Month. So that means that one of you Eminem fans needs to send me a Hate Mail so I can defame you in any way I see fit. To be honest, there's actually no need for me to make fun of you, because if you are a fan of Eminem, you're already humiliating yourself. But I know your lack of educated decision making is limited, so go ahead and waive rights to your information as you send me an email. Everyone could always use a good laugh, directed towards a Femi-Fan, that is.

I have a decent amount of submissions from the Army of Death to post. So I'll try to post a few every day until all have been posted. And for the coming few days, I'll have my email address listed in the Contacts section so you may either submit Eminem disses to me, or send me a hate mail, so you can be a new candidate for the Faggot of the Month section. The email account will only be active for the next few following days, so don't wait too long to send something to me. I also hope to post the rest of the "Not Performed" lyrics by the middle of July sometime.

In a final bit of news, the Master Shit List account on the "Shit List" is currently offline until I can find a new forwarding account from which to use it. Nothing too difficult to set up, but this will ensure the constant trashing of Femi-Fan's accounts until their destruction. And as I mentioned earlier, many of the Other Songs are currently offline, and will be for some unknown amount of time. The key here is bandwidth, and I recently lost quite a few gigabytes of it. I hope to upgrade to a service that includes unlimited bandwidth, so I can finally cast aside my worry of exceeding what I have. Then, and only then, all listed songs will be available for download once more. Until then, slap a big "fuck my ass" sign on the back of anyone wearing an Eminem shirt. MCL, DJ Jake

I graduated. End of story. I now am a different kind of busy, but this is more fun than cramming senior projects down my ass. I'm having a bit more fun than typical, so that's always a plus. Okay, so now the big question: What's next? Now that college has passed, a "stable" career begins, but it leaves hometime free of homework, which means, for now, social time... but eventually it will become personal project oriented time, such as song writing & album producing. At the moment I'm helping friends out with their issues, including helping a friend from my school set up his portfolio website, the best I know how anyway. I'll probably have to script a lot of it for him. But what are friends for? Help and support free of charge, I say.

It is safe to say I have not made any current plans to produce new music, freestyles, albums, etc... YET. I've learned in the past that deadlines are a pain in the ass to keep up with, and I like to have the freedom to work at my own pace. But I do plan to push myself to produce my first upcoming LP album, "DieKill" soon. I have a highly-complex but organized mind, so once I say I'll have it done, I'll already know how I'll get there. I would expect that production of this album will finally begin in August 2003, and continue for at least a year after that. Updates will slow down on both of my websites, but I will not abandon them. I never abandon my fans. Thank you for your constant devotion to the defamation of Feminem, and your appreciation of real underground musicians, such as myself. My email address is listed on this website again (Contacts), for a short time if you wish to write me. Thanks & MCL, DJ Jake

June 2003 dawns upon us! A brand new Eminem fan has been humiliated with the wonderful Faggot of the Month section. Up to this point, only males have been awarded the honorary title of "Faggot of the Month". This month of June, Sara is the first Dyke of the Month. For any of you female Eminem fans that thought you were immune to being nominated for a "Faggot of the Month" humiliation (as "faggot" typically implies male homosexuals), you now know better. I don't care if you're male, female or a neuter, if you're an Eminem fan and deserve to be embarrassed and harassed, you have a chance at being posted. So be sure to check out Sara, the Anti-genius. The second and third replies to her e-mails have also been posted in her DOTM section, and also the Hate Mail section.

In other news, with the exception of a few "Comments" and a Picture I intend to post within a day or two, this will likely be the last update (unless something extremely important comes up) until I have completed my senior project and portfolio and graduated college. Don't expect many updates until later this month. Also, be sure to download as many songs as you can from this website. Towards the end of the month, many will be unavailable for download for a period of indeterminable time. I'll explain later. For now, everything is working fine. Get them now, and don't bitch at me later. That's it for now. Enjoy the new content. MCL, DJ Jake

Some of the Biggest and Best Hate Mail Replies Ever
Eminem fans beware! As stated in recent postings, a various assortment of abnormally long hate mail e-mails sent by Eminem fans has finally been posted on this website. But before you go on to view them, finish reading this paragraph. It has been, and still is my policy not to read any hate mails that do not fit on my computer screen. Details concerning why these particular "essay type" emails have been posted can be found in the paragraph before my replies to the email (found on each reply to the "essay type" emails). This is only a one-time exception. In the past, Eminem fans have criticized me for posting "only the stupid hate mails" and nothing "intelligent." Obviously, this is not the case if one takes the time to rummage around the hate mail section. However, technically, anyone who sends hate mail is automatically unintelligent. In any case, to remove all doubt that "intelligent" e-mails have never been posted, the "essay type" hate mails and replies will prove ONCE AND FOR ALL that DJ Jake and any supporter of this website will NEVER be intimidated by so-called "genius" Femi-Fans.

There are 3 abnormally long hate mails. The first, from (icp_are_goths@hotmail.com), is entitled, "Looks Like We'll Hold Him Back Another Year." However, this Eminem fan is extremely unintelligent, so I'll skip him. The reply is hilarious, started by Yucca Killer and supported by my own comments. The second, from (ThiefOfBoxers@aol.com [what a name]), is entitled, "Preach Me This." The title gives away a large portion of the content of the e-mail and reply. The reply to that one is hilarious as well. And thirdly, but definitely the one that puts the most SMACK down, is from (zehroo@youareadork.com) and is entitled, "How's This For Intelligent, Bitch?" That reply will forever remain a testimony to Femi-Hayta's abilities to obliterate any self-entitled "genius" Eminem fan. If you only have time for one e-mail, check out that one. If you have infinite time, be sure to check out all 9, yes NINE brand new Hate Mails!

42% of Shit List E-Mail Addresses Destroyed
Yes, you read that correctly. In the recent months, 72 e-mail addresses of Eminem fans that have sent hate mail to me for operating this website, have been destroyed. The "Shit List", the list of every hate mailer's e-mail address, displayed 170 accounts before the 72 were confirmed destroyed. The destruction is attributed to the Master Shit List account, and every Femi-Hayta that has inconvenienced the Femi-Fans by signing up their accounts for various spam e-mailings, and/or other e-mail bombardments. Of the accounts destroyed, 50% (33 of 66) of the email addresses listed in the Hate Mail section have suffered the same fate. All I can say is thank you for your help. The fact that such destruction occurs within the Eminem world because of this website is eminently satisfying. Several big names of hate mailers have gone down, including the notorious BrandiBarbieBitch, Legalteam, and Pharmboy 2. Appropriate updates have been made concerning the listing of current functional and non-functional e-mail addresses.

Two Prior Faggots of the Months Completely Obliterated
It has been a known fact that Shawn Newcomer, the Faggot of the Month for October 2002, is resting in a juvenile center for getting busted when shooting at people with his 38-year-old cap gun. After declaring war upon this website in September of 2002, his primary e-mail account was obliterated within a month. I can now proudly confirm that his secondary account has also been destroyed. The war has been long over, but this should conclude the overwhelming defeat of Shaved Cucumber. In even better news, the Faggot of the Month for November 2002, Darren Jacobs, mysteriously disappeared when he was nominated for FOTM in November. His e-mail account has also been destroyed. I wonder if his mom ever masturbated to those pictures I sent her (you'll have to read my replies to his e-mails to get that joke). And to sum this story up, don't go against this website, or you'll be fucked up like the Faggots.

Faggot of the Month Updates
In addition to the total destruction of Shawn and Darren, I'll update you about each Faggot since Wilbur. July 2002, Wilbur Lush, has apparently declared himself a Femi-Hayta and a Juggalo approximately at the time when ICP's album The Wraith: Shangri-La was released (November 5th for anyone who isn't interested in ICP). I am, however, unable to confirm this, as he has not responded to the email I sent him with a list of terms concerning his cooperation henceforth. If more happens, I'll let you know. Next we have August 2002, Jeremy Trice. He hasn't been heard from in over half a year. To be honest, I can't recall the last time anyone heard from him. I'm sure he realized it would be a losing battle to fight someone with so much support. September 2002 saw the butthole smothering Kevin Smothers, who has mysteriously disappeared since it was made clear no further attention would be directed towards him. Thank you for growing a brain and taking a hint. October 2002, Shawn Newcomer... we all know his story. He's the most obliterated Femi-Fan ever to cross this website. Darren Jacobs took the spot for November 2002 with his worthless attempts to be a lawyer. He too has been destroyed. After a break from the Faggot of the Month section, we have Shane Rodgers for this current month of May 2003. He is confused beyond reason at this point, as he does not know of any solution to his current situation. He will eventually accept the inevitable destruction of his account. He is weak. Weak like the deteriorating walls of his rectum. So concludes this update of the Faggots of the Months.

But that's not all! If you check out each Faggot of the Month, you'll notice some layout changes. It has always bugged me that only one email from the Faggot could be viewed using that section. That problem has since been eliminated. There is now a listing of all posted hate mails sent by each Faggot at the bottom of their pages. Instead of rummaging through the old hate mails in an attempt to find every hate mail ever sent by the Faggot, you can simply see them all from their honorary pages. Definitely a huge improvement.

Random Ending Notes
All I have to say is make it a point to check out all 9 new Hate Mails. And keep in mind henceforth that even self-titled "geniuses" have been outsmarted by DJ Jake and other members of the Eminem-hating world. There's no such thing as a hate mail that's "too smart." And if you are over 21, or even if you aren't, grab some alcoholic beverage and celebrate the destruction of 72 Femi-Fan's e-mail accounts! This is definitely a high point in this website's history. Or if you don't want to drink to celebrate, find something that entertains you, and do it, in celebration of the joy this website brings into your lives (uh-huh, sure Jake). Okay well, whatever. Thank you all for hating Eminem as much as I do. MCL, DJ Jake

No, that heading was just something to get your attention. So listen up. I have just posted the rest of the submissions I had received in the recent weeks. So if you do not see your material on this website now, I didn't receive it. Be sure to check everything out. There are plenty of new "Comments", along with several new Pictures, including a larger version of the Slutty Green Eminem to the left. I also have to say that I have several songs to post (Including Ja Rule - "Loose Change"), but I currently lack the adequate amounts of hosting space/bandwidth at the moment to post them. I plan on upgrading to a new server by September this year, and then that problem will be solved. In addition to the submissions I've posted, take a look at the new Hate Mails that have been posted. I have several more Hate Mails to post. I forwarded the essay-type hate mails to Yucca Killer because he wanted to read them, and he replied to them instead, so for this (probably) one-time-only, I'll take a look at those longer hate mails and reply to them in addition to Yucca's comments, to show everyone for the 500th time how stupid Femi-Fans are. But I haven't gotten to that yet, I still haven't read the hater's emails. I pay attention to the Femi-Haytaz and Psychopathic Family members first, the rest of the world can burn in the meantime. And here's something you definitely want to check out: Marshall Doll (Website died). I wonder who will buy it more, Femi-Haytaz to represent their hate while they kick and burn it, or Femi-Fans that will listen to it talk while they rub it on their crotch. Anyway, I'm out of things to mention, so kick back and enjoy the disses, and thank you for your submissions. MCL, DJ Jake

The second installment of "Sexy Ladies" has been posted today. Yes I do indeed like checkin' them out. Actually, I just saw the 2nd X-men movie last night, and that Rogue girl just motivated me to post that fine ass on this website. And I thoroughly enjoyed the movie also. To be honest, I didn't care for the first one that much. Of course, I've never been a comic book fan, and never read one X-men comic, so I know nothing about the characters except for what's in the movie. My new favorite character is Nightcrawler. Although, if I could have any of those character's powers... I'd definitely want Magneto's abilities. Anyway, enough rambling... I'm just saying the 2nd movie kicked the first out of the water, and Rogue is hot... she's played by Anna Paquin, and I've posted a small gallery of her. However, I'm slightly disappointed about the lack of hot pictures of her on the web... took a while just to find 4 I was happy with. In addition, I've also posted Katherine Heigl, another mighty-fine girl with excellent attributes. Next on my list to post is Elisha Cuthbert, once I dig up enough pictures of her. So anyway, if you don't check those girls out, then you must be a homosexual, or a girl that hasn't accepted her bisexuality yet. MCL, DJ Jake

For anyone who keeps track of my "Upcoming Projects", you'll see a mystery project that sees a release date in the year of 2003. I will finally be releasing further details concerning this project in the weeks to come. There is definitely flava to come before the days of DieKill. If you're smart enough, you probably have a rough idea of what it is by now anyway.

In other news, I've also created 4 more freestyles, "3 Stories High," "Pushin' Your Buttons," "Ramblings," and "The Corner Of A Dime." Information concerning each of these freestyles can be found in the Songs section. However, none of these songs are available for download. For me, freestyling is just a hilariously fun activity. I'll admit it, my rhymes are extremely abnormal when compared to the average freestyle, but that's why they're good, because they're DIFFERENT. I tend to stray from the typical traditional freestyles. Anyway, one day, I do plan to release an album that features a collection of these freestyles, but I don't know when that will happen. For now, I've just been producing them whenever I feel like it. No obligation to do so whatsoever, and the sheer randomness make them hilarious. My old friend Sakura was doing something similar to freestyling as well, and at some point, when I'm back in Albuquerque for a while, I'll team up with him and produce some freestyles. That'll be an insanely fun day. Anyway, that's it for now. Stay tuned for some information about the Mystery Project. MCL, DJ Jake.

Today marks the first day of May, and you know what that means, a brand new Faggot of the Month! It's been a while since someone claimed the title, but Shane Rodgers beat them all out (or off) to earn such an honor. Be sure to check out his retardation, along with another email sent from him in the Hate Mail section. In addition to his email, 10 other emails have been posted along with DJ Jake's hilarious beat-downs. As for all the submissions that have come in since the 28th, be patient. Never before have so many submissions come in with such high-frequency. I've checked the stats of this website recently, and every month since its debut, it has attracted more and more visitors. Approximately 700 unique visitors come here daily, and the number of hits kicked up to 3 million for just this month. Let me give a shout out to my supporters in Virginia, California, and New Jersey, the top 3 states visiting this website, and also the cities of Herndon, Virginia, Middletown, New Jersey and San Jose, California, for constantly visiting this website. And also some top international places of support, including Canada, UK, Australia, and Romania. Okay, enough shout-outs. Just thought I'd give my thanks to you.

Anyway, like I was saying, submissions are pouring in. I've got plenty to post for this month already. So if you've submitted something, and you don't see it up yet, don't worry. I haven't posted it yet. Everything is just accumulating in my submissions box until I'm ready to sort through it. From what I see, there are plenty of comments, pictures, and even songs to go through. Also, I have a favor to ask, if any of you know where I can find the lyrics to some of the songs in the Other Songs section that don't have lyrics currently posted here, can you please hit me up an email and tell me what the lyrics are, or where I can find them? That would be much appreciated. Just keep in mind that I'm taking back down submissions on the end of May 3rd. And yes, it will be online again, later. But not until I announce the specific date that it will be open again. Anyway, for now keep submitting, and check out the new shit, and be sure to harass "Bob-on-dick Man"! MCL, DJ Jake.

A brand new section has been added to this website called "Stories." It's fairly obvious from the name what is included in the new section. The section can be found under the "Other Disses" category. Right now, to start off, there's only 3 stories, and they came from previous "Comments" that have been submitted since back in 2001. And obviously, the submission guidelines will determine what kinds of stories are allowed to be posted in that section. And speaking of that, on the 28th, this coming Monday, I will be accepting submissions again, but only until May 3rd, which is a Saturday. That's about all the time I can squeeze into my hectic schedule when it comes to updating for now. But of course, updates are always happening behind the scenes. Just because you don't see my contact information listed on this website doesn't mean no one is in contact with me. Anyway, the typical "Song Lyrics" updates have still been happening, along with more "Comments", and even a few new Hate Mails, including a moron that cut off his balls and ate them. A few new Pictures can be found in Gallery 3, including the wonderful Slim Peterson. If you ask me, Feminem and Scott Peterson share many of the same characteristics. And can some Femi-Fan answer this question for me... Since you think Eminem is still straight... when was the last fucking time he was dating a GIRL??? Someone as blown-up as him you would think his dating life would be broadcasted all over the world, but obviously there's nothing going on in that regard, or it's too embarrassing for the media to talk about. Come on people! Feminem hasn't been on a date with a girl in years! Shouldn't that raise a few flags in your mind? Oh yeah, I forgot, the only girls that like him are the pathetic 14-year-old tasteless bitches that think "Eminem is God". I guess fucking a minor might get him in more trouble than dropping his unloaded gun. MCL, DJ Jake.

A brand new section has been added to this website called "Sexy Ladies". It is a section that is devoted to (as the page description says), "...the listing of pictures of various attractive women that DJ Jake thinks are hot. All pictures in this gallery are chosen strictly on the aesthetically pleasing aspects of the individual in question. Set aside your stereotypes of these girl's personalities or professions, because these pictures are listed based solely upon the appearance of the hot girl. They are strictly listed for the wonderful eye-candy involved." And that's exactly what will be listed there. Right now I've only had time enough to put one girl in the gallery... and that's Katie Holmes. You guys must be gay if you don't think she's attractive. I bet even some of you girls think she's attractive. In any case, I wanted to spice up this website with something we can all relate to... eye-candy. As time goes on, I'll post more girls and more pictures. I will not post pictures of girls you think are hot... this category is strictly for my tastes. Tell me of a girl that is hot, and I'll research into it. I sure don't mind that research.

In addition, and obviously, this entire website is now 100% online now that the FAQs are up and running. Good for me... finally. But still... with graduation approaching and the inevitable aspect of finding the dreaded for-the-rest-of-your-life job, updates will be sparse until June/Julyish. But I always seem to make time. Once school is over there will be no such thing as homework, so I'll have more time to finally produce the songs I've been wanting to make since... shit... YEARS ago. And in addition to that, there's always the extra unexpected events that arise... like this new girlfriend possibility that's diverted much of my attention since yesterday. Yeah but you don't need to know about that, that's MY business. Stay out of my business until I rap about it. Or post it here on the website... oh shit... I already did. Shut up, Jake. Shit... now I'm talking to myself. Hi Jake! What's up? It must be late. I'm going to sleep now. Night. MCL, DJ Jake.

The way things are running right now inhibit me to accept any submissions at this point in time. But I have been tinkering away at the pages of this website, making slight updates everyday. I can now say that I've gone through everything and updated every section in some way or another (or simply made sure they work). A FAQ answers the lack of submissions in the earlier part of this year, ICP's Songs and Other Songs are now arranged alphabetically instead of when they were added to the website. Be sure to download them now, because I'm telling you in advance, some of them will be offline when June comes around, but it won't be permanent. Everything works now though, so get them. "Song Lyrics" is continually updated everyday with 1 new lyric. The "Shit List" lost about 30 email addresses that have been destroyed in the last few months. Congratulations! 11 of those addresses were people that have posted Hate Mails. Faggot of the Month will see a new faggot this coming May 2003. "Other Disses" will see a new category online sometime in the near future. Buy Stuff has my EP "Agitated" for sale again, re-released without bullshit copyright violations. Links lost a few broken links, and "Submit Your Diss" will be back up (for a short while) sometime in the near future. So get your disses together, and ready to submit them to me, because for a period of a few days coming soon, I will be accepting submissions. But only for a few days... until the next time I do it... over and over and over, etc. I'll have a message posted here in the news section to let you know you can submit. So right now, get ready. And check back frequently. It will be happening THIS MONTH. MCL to all you who support me. And if you don't support me, thank you for giving us something to laugh at. DJ Jake.

A 3rd gallery of Pictures has finally been established on this website. First, check out the end of the second gallery, it has 12 new pictures that filled up the gallery to its cut-off mark, 96. The third gallery already has 18 pictures. Be sure to check them all out. New stuff from Oberon, Stuppagghiari, and myself. Actually I only did two of them, and I did them really quickly but they're still funny. If it makes fun of Feminem, then it's funny, it doesn't matter if it was good or bad. Eminem made Haley wear a strap-on and then he sucked it. Okay, that's probably crossing the line, but fuck you if you're offended, because if you're offended, you must be a Femi-Fan, and by eliminating you from the population of the Earth, the world's IQ raises by 20 points. Back to the pictures, the one to the left here was done by Stuppagghiari, props to him for all his work.

There are also some pictures that make fun of Shawn Newcomer (Shaved Cucumber - check out the old Faggot of the Month section), and I heard an update from Jeff about that little bastard. Jeff says, "he got busted with a gun and is now sitting in Salem (a juvenile center) for 6 months." I'm sure it's an all-male juvenile center... it's probably pleasing for him to be surrounded by other guys that have dealt with REAL guns and not 38-year-old cap guns. Either way, of any FOTM, he easily takes first place when it comes to being fucked over by this website. That's what happens when you declare war on thousands upon thousands of Juggalos.

And on a final note, I also posted some comments in the obvious "Comments" section. I suppose you can check them out whenever you want. As for adding your own comments, not at this time... only a select few know how to contact me outside of this website to have material posted. When I get my records straight and the old shit updated, then I'll put a link up for my email for a little while. Still working on college bullshit, ya know. Anyway, MCL to all the Juggalos & Ettes. "If you're a Juggalo and you won't sell out, SAY IT! FUCK EVERYBODY ON THE DANCE FLOOR! MCL, DJ Jake

I've posted 3 new Hate Mails today. A few amusing parts here and there. Still, the most amusing part is the fact that I pissed them off enough to the point where they had to write me about it, that's always eminently satisfying to me. As for the Kevin Smothers Buttholes email, it was funny... I received it back on March 24th, and like 5 minutes after I posted it on this website today, Kevin goes ahead and emails me about it. How fuckin' lifeless are you? Are you constantly visiting my website each hour, just hitting the reload button to see if you've been mentioned? How attention-starved can you get? I was actually debating whether or not to post that email, because I knew if I did he would be pulling the shit he's pulling now - telling people that he didn't write me that email. Bitch, I can forward it back to you if you want, or if you forgot that you sent it. You know what else I think is funny? The fact that for as long as my email wasn't listed, Kevin disappeared, and now he's jumped back on the dick with more enthusiasm than he had when he first licked his father's unwiped butthole. (Yeah, that was horrible,) Okay, with more enthusiasm than DJ Jake would have when licking a really HOT sexy Juggalette's titties for hours upon endless hours making her nipples all red and finally purple with pleasure. Yummy. Where was I... oh yeah, I just think it's funny how the only way Kevin can "attack" me is by email. Oh no! A couple K of emails are really gonna scare me! *rolls eyes* No one believes a Femi-Fan but a Femi-Fan anyway, and Femi-Fans are already on a one-way ticket to Hell's Pit, so I'll let God take care of that.

Moving on, the other two emails are just typical Femi-Fans (not to say Kevin isn't typical, but he's a previous winner of Faggot of the Month). One is a 16-year-old who thinks she's the shit because she knows people have opinions, and the other is a long-term visitor of this website, with nothing better to do than email me. How lifeless can you get? Don't you see... with more hate mails added to this website, I provide more entertainment to my fans and Femi-Haytaz around the world. You're HELPING me out, and I personally thank each and every gullible Femi-Fan out there for being offended enough to the point where they have to tell me about how I've destroyed their innocence by telling them that Feminem isn't God. MCL, DJ Jake

It has been presented! And holy hell, I must say, I did not anticipate the amount of praise that I received... it felt like a standing elevation once the final "in my Sci-Fi class" echoed from the speakers. Thank you all for being such a wonderful audience. I half expected everyone not to understand what I was rapping about, but wow... I'm just amazed. Today is a wonderful day. What made it even more wonderful-er was the fact that the hottest girl in the class (in my highly educated opinion) came up to me afterwards and wanted to know more about how the song was created etc... She received one of the few free copies that were handed out, with a secret track added that I did today in like an hour... I pulled the secret track out of my ass before class, but it's borderline funny still. So if you came here and checked my site, Alyssa (sorry if I spelled your name incorrectly... I'm only a bad speller when it comes to names) then props to you for liking the song, and enjoy your CD, hit me up an email if you get the chance, thanks! Sorry if any of that offended you in some crazy guy-you-don't-know-likes-you kind of way, but I meant it all. Okay so sorry for that tangent everyone else, but I had to say it. Anyone else that got a free CD and came here to this website, thanks for coming, and I'm thrilled to death that you enjoyed this song. So anyway, yeah 6 copies were swallowed in less than that many seconds, I should've brought 30+ to satisfy the entire desire of the class. Deeeeezam I'm in demand. People like the good shit when they see and hear it... enough of that Feminem crap, DJ Jake is the shiznit. Anyway, also, if you're here for the first time, bear in mind that other than this month's news updates, I haven't updated this website in about 3 months, so lots of info is out of date, and I have no girlfriend, that old information is no longer accurate (thank God to be relieved of her treacherous ways)... so yeah. What a crazy awesome presentation... in my Sci-Fi class...

The song I was producing as a final assignment for my Science Fiction Literature class has been completed! It took most of Sunday to record and mix, but damn, it's awesome! As with everything, I can do better than what has been finalized, but for immediate needs, it's quite satisfactory. The entire song is made up of sounds from my mouth, no synthesization what-so-ever... so it's really catchy and interesting... but most of the lyrics have to do with the Sci-Fi stories that we read in class, so if you hear it, you likely won't understand it. But it's still a good song... and the first I've completed since the freestyles of December. The name of the new song is called, "Insane Fantasy" and I am releasing a super limited edition single of it, which will only be distributed to members of my Sci-Fi class, and will not be on sale. But anyway, yes, a new song has been completed. And to keep your interests up, I'm planning on completing a new vintage video game theme remix over my short break from work and college. I'll let you know more later. For now, support our troops and our country, even if we have shitty leadership from Bush, and let those damned evil Saddam followers get what's coming to them for taking hostages and shit. MCL, DJ Jake

War. To be honest I'm against this whole bullying Iraq bullshit. It's been a hella long time since I've posted anything here, and of course I have good reasons for it, none of which have to do with Femi-Fan's interference. Actually they seem to have died out these days. Like I said, we already kicked Feminem's ass. No need to continue really. But anyway, back to Iraq... Let me say that I do NOT like President Bush and have never been more ashamed to call myself an American. He's giving everyone here a bad name. That bastard! I ain't votin' for his bitchass this next election. It's not America's job to install democracy upon the rest of the world. Bush is just an ass though... okay, so we demand to have inspectors back in Iraq... they're let back in. They don't find shit. Bush pushes harder, HOPING to find something, and all these other countries start going against Bush because they know the reasons for this war are unjust. We shouldn't go to war just because their hate for Americans scares us. Iraq was, in itself, peaceful until we started shit with them this time. We demanded to have inspectors put in, they were let in... that should've been the end of it. Now yes, of course, Saddam is a dumbass and should have his nuts chopped off and stuffed up his nose, and put a grenade in his ass... nah, he just needs to be punished for his bullshit, but come on, fuck this war mongering. America is the land of the free, not the land of the world's law enforcement. It's like we're trying to convert the world to democracy like the Spanish converting Indians to Christianity... bullshit! Okay, so that's all I really wanted to say about current worldly events.

Feminem.com
Well it's an obvious fact that I haven't updated in a long time. Shit, I don't even remember where the hell I left off. I remember saying that we accomplished what we had set out to achieve... we discredited Feminem and his Femi-Fans. Then I got REAL fuckin' busy with college and life in general. But the fact is this: I'm even more busy now than then! I've got full-time college, with graduation approaching in June of 2003, so getting my portfolio together takes a shitload of time... I'm a Graphic Design student, remember, I design shit. Anyway, yeah I work too and try to get out every Saturday night to do shit. Not much time for this... and I don't like fame anyway. I'm probably one of the only people in the world that would prefer not to be known. But oh well for me! I just can't avoid being so damned smart. So like I was saying, busy, and no, don't expect any updates. I just thought I'd drop this line in with the current events and all. And I had a weird dream I got an email from a fan wondering where the fuck I've been. I'm still here. And yes, Feminem is still a faggot.

The Quick Version of Recent DJ Jake News
Okay let's see... With the continued lack of time, song writing has been severely lessened, but back in November/December 2002 I did do a bit of freestyling for the first time in my life, and most of it is hilarious but terrible shit, and all the songs have mouth-made beats. There were a few like "Amy's Chicken," "What The Fuck Is Going On?" "It Tells Me," and "Fart From The Mouth" that were fairly hilarious. This year hasn't exactly gone well... Fuck the whole girlfriend thing, turns out the whole .0001% girl thing was bullshit. So once again, things went sour with her, and as usual, it was her fault. But that's life and I've been through this kind of shit before so I know how to handle the end of relationships. Yeah, DJ Jake is single again, all you hot Juggalettes. Although I've got (I hate this word) "crushes" on 2 girls at my college. Yum Yum. And let's see... yeah... I don't even update DJJake.com... same story. But I'm actually writing one song right now... for a class. I'll probably call it, "What Did I Learn?" or "Sci-Fi Class" or some bullshit... I make fun of the teacher, but I'm gonna play it for everyone anyway. His name is Josh Rose but we all call him "J Ro". Okay enough about the stupid almost-funny shit.

The Revelation of the 6th
Still in full force actually. ICP's 6th Joker's Card touched every true Juggalo & Ette out there. If you put me side by side with myself from October of 2002, you wouldn't see much physical difference (maybe some extra rings under the eyes), but you would obviously see a huge difference in my personality. To be honest though, I think I like who I was back then better. But we are who we are, and non-conforming to popular culture is at the heart of my social belief. ICP for life. MCL.

The Gathering: Dear Shit
Well unless I happen to win the lottery (impossible because I don't buy tickets), then there's really no chance I can make it to this 4th Gathering... plus, Ohio is a long ass way away from Phoenix. I'm pulling all the strings I can just to improve my current vehicle situation! And sadly, debt ain't an option... PLUS I graduate in June, so the following July I should have a career-related job... and it wouldn't exactly reflect positively upon me to take a 4+ day vacation in my first month. Ok ok, yes, I'm just pulling excuses out of my ass, and if I really had my heart set on going, I could go, but the fact is that going would create shitloads of problems for the rest of the year. Rather spare myself the trouble... and the 5th Gathering should be a helluva lot easier to attend after having the job, getting money, etc. Damn though, I really do wanna go to this year's like I did in 2002.

Random Ending Comments
Well I suppose that's about all I wanted to mention for this bit of news. Just email me if there's still a link up there for you to click, cuz I just wanna hear what you think & all that shit or whatever. Femi-Fans, I don't know why the fuck you're still coming to this website if you are, so just go away cuz we're a little bit more interested in the war right now... or at least I am. Aite everybody? Guess I'm out of semi-interesting and partially-thought-provoking things to say. MCL, DJ Jake

Unfortunately, things haven't gone as planned for me. First of all, ever since the 6th was released by ICP, my views have forever been modified, and the question of "should the hating stop?" has been raised... should that happen to coincide with the message of Shangri-La? Or is it still okay to operate such an in-your-face-is-the-absolute-truth, and-fuck-you website? Yes. It's definitely fine. I'm just playing with you. Feminem is one step above the Devil himself. His empire is already crumbling. The hating will always continue as long as people exhibit Femi-Fan characteristics. But to slip in an unfortunate truth, January has hit me with some unexpected events occurring, so that's inhibiting me to update this website as much as I'd like to. Plus, I'll be starting yet another job in about a week. So right now at this point, I'm all for updating... if unfortunate shit would stop happening. Quote me on this: further updates will definitely happen. If they don't, myself, and all Juggalos around the world must've died (Because if I died, a different Juggalo would fill in the void instantly). I'll post again next month. MCL, DJ Jake