The Archived News messages since the beginning of Feminem.com in 2001 have been rescripted into the current format of this website. All original news postings listed in the September '02 version are back online for the first time in almost 1½ years. Regardless, bits and pieces of this website will continue to come online in the coming months.

For now, it's time for some entertainment. Keeping on track with the entertaining ways of Bread Crust, I'd like for all the closed-minded and intellectually-challenged followers of mainstream gimmicks to email me your insecurities at the email address specified here: 20050509@feminem.com. Essentially, I'm looking to rip apart your comments and toss them in the Hate Mail section, for entertainment value. Thanks in advance. Submission of email constitutes agreement with this website's disclaimers.

So what's next? The Other Material section is next on my list. Right now, it simply links to the "Eminem Parodies" section on the forum. Once I have completed it, it will become an explanation and host of several old sections, including "Submit Your Diss," which is of course obsolete, and also a few surprises I'm sure long-term visitors will be thrilled to see. Until it's done, hang tight, like Eminem on his bodyguards.